Clark Ching needed to get a little something off his chest after doing some on-line learning: Use the force.
Can you imagine what learning the force would have been like if Luke and Yoda had communicated by email?
Luke's starfighter is sunk deep into a swap and he wants to get it out. He's read a few books about the force and he's practice a bit - in the privacy of his own home - but the best he's managed has been to accidentally rewind the video recorder. So he pulls out his PDA/Spacephone and sends a note to Yoda:
"Hi there Yoda,
My space ship is stuck in a swamp.
I'm trying my my hardest to use the force, but nothing seems to work,
Can u help?
A few days later Yoda replies:
Nice to hear from you. I hope you are well.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Ps how's your dad?"