Here's something that isn't going to happen: shut down the internet because it is keeping people from communicating.
This one has been making the rounds in various forms. Apparently, Elton John hates the Internet and would like to see it shut down.
"I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole Internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span," John told the newspaper. "Let's get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging."
Why? He thinks people aren't communicating when they are sitting, isolated at home. Or maybe he's upset that we aren't listening to his new music.
[found via Geek Sisters]