Another do-this-instead-of-work meme for your pleasure. This time you ask Google what you need by doing a quoted search for "yourname needs". Then list the top ten hits, possibly removing the pornographic ones.
- Jack needs a girlfriend (don't tell my wife)
- Jack needs his Jill
- Jack needs a home
- Jack needs a helping hand
- Jack needs $3200 (a site about gambling)
- Jack needs a stud (breeding Jack Russell terriers)
- Jack needs two forks
- Jack needs to get over Kate (and a reply that "Jack needs to kick her to the curb")
- Jack needs your help
- Jack needs no drilling for pegs
There was a whole entry on "things jack needs to learn" that could have replaced this entire list.
UPDATE: Jack also needs to figure out how to pre-publish content. This was supposed to go out on the 4th, but it just got published with a future date instead. Changed to today.